How in world do you get to Narnia?!!?

For Narnia fans ONLY!!! If you don't believe in Narnia, then don't bother answering this question. How do you get to Narnia? I've tried going into my closet every few hours or so and IT DOESN'T WORK!!! I've also tried to stare at a painting of a ship and THAT didn't work either! Some suggestions please??? And if YOU did went to Narnia (oh, how I envy you!!!), please describe your story!!! Creative and imaginative answers please!!! Most amusing worth 10 POINTS!!!