Stone Cold or Goldberg ?+ REW May 24th Results !!?

Promo: The Master says that next week,he will take on two men who have qualified to face The Master for the REW Championship (crowd cheers). Dylan Dirty, you are the biggest jabroni the Master has seen yet (crowd cheers loud). You have lost continuously to the showstopper and still come back again to get your monkey kicked on every E-Fed, Whether it be REW or the defunct WYA, you just can't get enough off being bashed again and again. And last week, The Master saw your match. Your such a jabroni that you teamed with Notorious Gay to take down Jack Loser. I thought you were powerful enough atleast to take down jobbers. But no (crowd chants "Dylan's a weakling"). And the other pile of trash is Mr. Jabroni who thinks he is the king of the world by beating three nobodies(crowd cheers). Mr. Blood, guess what? The Master mastered wrestling when you used to sit in your mama's lap and drink sweet milk (crowd cheers really loud). The Master mastered wresting at the age of six. You use a First-Aid box to bloody people right? Well next week, keep that First-Aid ready when The Master comes down that ramp, into that 4-sided REW ring and kicks your monkey straight down to BLUE HELL!!!!!(crowd erupts). REW Universe, your next REW Champion, THE MASTER..........IS...........HERE!!!!!!!… erupts)